Fluffy Squad Commander Prints

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

"El muy mal perro"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Persian

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

The art of fishing.

USS Party Time.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"The groomer used too much product."

Must... Remember...

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Superheroes.