Fluffy Family Lover Pillows

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"El muy mal perro"

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Living with a cataholic.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Persian

Sun. Rain.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Egalitarian family

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"The groomer used too much product."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

'Tripped over the cat.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

Who's taking who for a walk

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

'Don't stare, woman. They're one of those poor, sad, childless couples.'