Fluffy Friend Aficionado Pillows

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Next!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

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'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"You've already been for a walk."

Dog Food

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'