Fluffy Friends Enthusiast Pillows

"The groomer used too much product."

Pet a Puppy

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Christmas Pets

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"El muy mal perro"

Living with a cataholic.

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Sun. Rain.

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Persian

"This is the best news."

Winter walk.

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"I got you the same thing."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

Puppy Love.

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'