Fluffy Family Pillows

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"El muy mal perro"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"He wants a second opinion."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Persian

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"The groomer used too much product."

"He's a real dog person."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

'Tripped over the cat.'

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"