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'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Bad dog."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"He wants a second opinion."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"El muy mal perro"

Persian

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"The groomer used too much product."

"He's a real dog person."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

'Tripped over the cat.'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'