Flower Head T-Shirts

"Your condition is a result of a very fertile imagination."

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Frog flirting.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Cats and gardens.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Say it with flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Hardy Annuals