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Eco-tourist

'You should stop using that botanical shampoo.'

Prize vegetables.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

Gardening#2

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Hardy Annuals

Valentine Day

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The wife whisperer.

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'