"If elected, I promise to be a voice of reason."
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Prize vegetables.
The Busy Gardener
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
So Close..
Social distancing
Doing the borders.
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
Bee flying to another flower.
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels
Labor Day Flowers
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Botany Baby!
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
'The Burrito King.'
Cats and gardens.
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dog in Daisys
Bees SOS
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
The wife whisperer.
'In Love'
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Valentine Day
Hardy Annuals
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
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Flower Crown Aficionado Mugs
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Flower Crown Aficionado Pillows
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Flower Crown Aficionado Prints
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