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"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

Frog flirting.

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

Valentine Day

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'