Flower Gift Enthusiast Mugs

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Dog in Daisys

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Botany Baby!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

Mad about Roses!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

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