Floor Plan Fanatic Gifts

"That's my idea of an open floor plan office."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Futons/Futoffs