Floor Plan Fanatic Prints

"That's my idea of an open floor plan office."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

IKEA Book

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"