Flooded With Humor Pillows

"We got knocked back on flood insurance they claim it was an act of God."

posting a flood insurance claim

'You lifted your head.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'He did it for us.'

High tide.

"You know very well what fish!"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"Personally, I can't see the Trojans falling for it."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Home Business - Wife.

Menace.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

"No offense..."

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'I hate the monsoon season!'

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

The Cliff Whites of Dover