Buzzing With Humor Pillows

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'You lifted your head.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

Menace.

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'I don't trust that guy.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'We operate on the point system here. When you see something go wrong, point at whoever you think is to blame.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

'They're looking for the bottom line.'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

"The Choice is yours, Norman - either we divorce or I have you recycled."

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"I drink coffee for your safety."

The Cliff Whites of Dover