Flooded Humor Fans Mugs

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Unemotional Support Animal

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Raised by Dogs

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Stormy weather

Tequila Mockingbird

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"