Celebrity Humor Fans Mugs

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Raised by Dogs

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

The First Fire Stick

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Divine Desk Bins

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Hon, I'm home!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Tequila Mockingbird

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Standard & Poor