Celebrity Culture Fans Mugs

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

Have you ever known anyone famous? I have. I've always been great friends with Randy "The Rock" Taylor. What? That's you. Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they SHOULD know you. HEY, YOU ALL OVER THERE! YOU KNOW ME! You don't carry things with your mouth.

Woody Allen

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Reese Witherspoon

Early Colour TV

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Little Red Riding Carpet

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Batman O' War

Tunnel of TV

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

The Female Brain and The Other One

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Ringo Starr

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."