Celebrity Culture Lovers Mugs

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Elvis Presley's famous signature smile.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Ringo Starr

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Leo McKern

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Viggo Mortensen

Amanda Seyfried

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Justin Timberlake

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Woody Allen

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Stephen Fry

Meryl Streep

Bette Midler

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

TV-Mirror.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Madonna's London stage debut.