Celebrity Culture Buffs Mugs

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Ringo Starr

Why Superman flies himself

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Amanda Seyfried

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Stephen Fry

Bette Midler

Woody Allen

Justin Timberlake

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Madonna's London stage debut.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Jennifer Lawrence

TV-Mirror.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."