Flooded Basement Philosopher Pillows

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Writer's irony.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Prehistoric Graffito

Round the Clock

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Nature is not perfect

'Ecce homo!'

If toilets could talk

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

Mr Meier calendar

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Opium Den 2019

'Henry was really counting on dying.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."