Flood Forecast Followers Gifts

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Venice Floods

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Make your own bottled water.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"Yes, sir. Your beer is cloudy. But, there's a good chance it'll become clear later."

Chances of the weather.

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"Great first quarter guys but I'm a little concerned about the future."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'