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'How are the greens today? A little slow perhaps.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

High tide.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

Flooding

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Next train: Deluged

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.