Underwater Comedy Aficionado T-Shirts

Sworn Anenome

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Every school has a class clown.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Octopus Manicure.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'You're a little overweight.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'