Flirtatious Shopper Pillows

'I'm still looking for love.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Tasty bird.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Thong World.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Hi, yourself.'

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"