Flirtatious Shopper Prints

'I'm still looking for love.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Tasty bird.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Why are called Double Bacon Whopper?"

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Thong World.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'Hi, yourself.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'