Flexitime Enthusiast Gifts

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

Victorian Royal Navy

S**t Creek Halt

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Need tickets.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'