Flexitime Enthusiast Gifts

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Suez Canal Curse

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Victorian Royal Navy

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

Need tickets.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'