Flexitime Fanatic Gifts

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Freestyling.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"It's improv night."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Workaholic's Toilet

Gymnast tangled up.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Ballerina

The Acrobat/Musician

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'Show off!'

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'