Flexible Gangster T-Shirts

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You understand this was just business."