Flexible Gangster Pillows

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Whacked music.

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'