Musical Gangster Pillows

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Say hello to my little friend."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Clown Hit

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."