Musical Gangster Pillows

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Say hello to my little friend."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'