Flavor Hoarder Gifts

Old Spice

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Bobbies library of jeans

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm unable to process this image."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

American Pastry

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"