Flat Earthers Pillows

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Handyman's Special'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Flatlas

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required

Flatlas.

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

Flat Earth society Bus Trip