Flat Earthers Pillows

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Handyman's Special'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"You have reached the edge of town."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"The Great Ikeamids"

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Flatlas

Flatlas.

Minion, it's come to my attention you've been talking about science to the customers. This will not do. My perusal of our customers' social media posts indicated that a growing number of them believe the earth is flat and science is lame. I don't want you saying anything that might insult the beliefs of this growing minority group. "Dumb" is not a minority. "Dumb" is a slur now, Rudy. The P.C. term is "Dingbat-American."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I met this woman. I fell madly in love with her, but just yesterday, I found out she believes the world is flat … Should I let that break us up? That depends, brother. Would you be happy not knowing whether she was into you because you're a great guy ... or because she thinks you're the mountain-master who pushes mountains up from the ground as she drives toward them, and sucks them back under as she drives away? Did I mention she'

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Beaver looking at sticks to make dam - Some Assembly Required

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

Flat Earth Society. We have members all over the world. We've gone global!