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"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Surreal ale

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

I painted them all from memory.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Feel better, dear?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Shell Fire

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Move, Gary."