Flat Earther Gifts

Looking for a gift for a flat earther? Discover a range of witty and clever items designed to celebrate their unique perspective and love for questioning the status quo. From fun mugs to cheeky t-shirts, our collection is crafted to spark conversations and bring a smile to their face. Ideal for those passionate about science, skepticism, or just enjoying a good laugh at life's mysteries.

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Flat Earth society Bus Trip

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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.' mockup

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

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"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?" mockup

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

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'Handyman's Special'

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"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''" mockup

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..." mockup

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

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"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!" mockup

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

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"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society." mockup

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

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At the poetic justice fair.

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.' mockup

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

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'I think that's always how it's been!' mockup

'I think that's always how it's been!'

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She's good, but Mom's better.

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"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is." mockup

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

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'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .' mockup

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

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AUGUSTUS JOHN

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"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!" mockup

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

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"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs. mockup

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

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This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full. mockup

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

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'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.' mockup

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

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The Fact-Earther's Atlas

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"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

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'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!' mockup

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

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'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?' mockup

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

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"Anything for the weekend?"

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Woolverine.

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Homemade Jam.

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Just the usual, thanks.

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Republican Earth Day

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Fleeces for sale

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"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..." mockup

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

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"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."

"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions." mockup

"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."

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'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...' mockup

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

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Flat Earther Gifts Collection

Flat Earther Mugs

Explore our collection of flat earther mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that sparks conversation and laughter.

Flat Earther Pillows

Check out our flat earther pillows—comfort meets cleverness in designs that celebrate curiosity.

Flat Earther Prints

Browse engaging prints for flat earthers that make a bold statement and add personality to any space.

Flat Earther T-Shirts

Discover witty flat earther t-shirts that let them express their viewpoint with humor and style.