Flat Earther Gifts

Flat Earth society Bus Trip

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Handyman's Special'

"You have reached the edge of town."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

She's good, but Mom's better.

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Anything for the weekend?"

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Woolverine.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

Homemade Jam.

Just the usual, thanks.

Fleeces for sale

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."