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Flat Earth society Bus Trip

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Handyman's Special'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Anything for the weekend?"

Woolverine.

Homemade Jam.

Just the usual, thanks.

Republican Earth Day

Fleeces for sale

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'