Flame Of Freedom Gifts

Olympic Torch Bearer - Athens.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Candle Portraits.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Donald Trump

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Candles In Bed

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Bless you...'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"