'It's a nice invention, but what if it leads to flame wars?'
Flame War Fighter Gifts
Struggling to find a fun gift for someone who loves to engage in spirited debates? Our collection celebrates their fiery spirit with humorous and clever items that highlight their debating prowess. Whether they’re quick with a comeback or enjoy fiery discussions, these products are perfect to add some humor and personality to their environment.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"You're fired."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Ban on Free Speech
Rage.
Voltaire
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
Press Freedom
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Woman escapes with cats.
George Orwell
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Letters escape from a caged book.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
Government a la Carte
'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
Trump
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.
MLK
Martin Luther King
Twitter censorship
The Price of Freedom
The Jose Padilla Experience
Flame War Fighter Gifts Collection
Flame War Fighter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating flame war fighters—perfect for their morning coffee or tea, and to keep the debate spirit alive even at home.
Flame War Fighter Pillows
Browse our pillows for flame war fighters—humorous and comfy accents that add personality to any space while celebrating their debating flair.
Flame War Fighter Prints
Discover our prints featuring flame war fighters—bold, witty designs to decorate their favorite space and spark conversation.
Flame War Fighter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for flame war fighters—comfortable, witty, and perfect for making a statement during lively debates or casual outings.