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Olympic Torch Bearer - Athens.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Candle Portraits.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Donald Trump

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Poser

Teamwork

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Bless you...'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

Bird on stilts.