Five O'clock Gifts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

In basket-case.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Margarita

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

A boy holding a balloon

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

1986 is my year

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Time? Time's relative.'

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

The passage of time.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'