5th November Gifts

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Sparklers

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

30 Days Has Movember

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Young Geeks.

A writer goes sailing.

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

A boy holding a balloon

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"