Five O'clock Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

In basket-case.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Margarita

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

A boy holding a balloon

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

1986 is my year

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Time? Time's relative.'

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Diet Enforcer

The passage of time.

Time Passes...For Meaning.

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."