Bowl O'clock Gifts

Tenpin Bowling Assoc.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Cricket Accidents.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

Fido and Fifi

Pin-atas

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Fish Food

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Bob hated working over-time.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.