Fitness Quirky Gifts

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."

Yoga for Alcoholics

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"I'm beached body ready."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"How's your exercise class going?"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

Walk to School Machine

Phone buff.