Fitness Punster Pillows

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

I think you're ace

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

Math Dept. I can't move my hand to indicate "Hello" anymore. You mean your wave function has collapsed?

fried eggs...

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"You are completely sane, but I think I can cure you."