Physics Punster Pillows

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Math Dept. I can't move my hand to indicate "Hello" anymore. You mean your wave function has collapsed?

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Tree house.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

I think you're ace

Sweep the board.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

Dogs life

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)