Science Punster Pillows

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

The Physiciatrist...

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

2B or not 2B

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Optometrist Humor

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Gas station