Fitness Fanatics Who Love Office Humor Gifts

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

attorney at law

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Aquarobics.

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

Phone buff.

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Fast food

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

Broadband developments