Fitness Fanatics Who Love Office Humor Mugs

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Muscle Music.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

Aquarobics.

Phone buff.

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Animal Aerobics

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

Fast food

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments