Fitness Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

attorney at law

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Muscle Music.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Health Club: For Regular People

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

Aquarobics.

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

Fast food

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."